We should be called the Road Head Warriors
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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