People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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