He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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