Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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