I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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