I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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