The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
