the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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