Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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