you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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