I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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