dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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