Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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