ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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