Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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