so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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