But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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