my sisters under your porch take her home
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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