it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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