Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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