i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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