Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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