Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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