It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Randomize
