it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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