My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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