She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize