But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Can you bring me the toilet please
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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