honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
