It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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