Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
