I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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