In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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