What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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