I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
How's work?
Spinning.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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