i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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