i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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