He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
More tranny stories later!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize
