found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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