...so i touched it.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Im part way to drunk.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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