Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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