Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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