is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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