I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
