do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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