id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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