omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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