...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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