He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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