you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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