This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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