what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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